How To Be A Footballer – Peter Crouch

Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player’ –Sunday Times

‘The funniest man in British sport’ – Metro

Featured on BBC Radio 2 with Chris Evans

You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate.